zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

sexcake:

theyellowbrickroad:

i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated

every fucking time i read time it fucks up my breathing im tired of your shit

laugh-addict:

laugh-addict:

and the jonas brothers are back

well fuck

(Source: fabulous-t-b-h)